Released: “MY PECKER WON’T CHECK”-TOMMY WILLIAMS MUSIC-BIGLICKER RECORDS

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Tommy Williams Music Unveils Provocative New Single “Pecker Won’t Check”
A Satirical Ode to Saddlebred Culture and Bureaucratic Absurdity

LOUISVILLE, KY — February 16, 2025 — Tommy Williams Music announces the release of his latest single, “Pecker Won’t Check”, a raucous, tongue-in-cheek anthem blending Americana storytelling with sharp social commentary. The track, now available on all major streaming platforms, skewers the quirks of the competitive horse show circuit, USDA regulations, and the frustrations of Saddlebred enthusiasts with Williams’ signature wit and gritty musicality.

About the Single

“Pecker Won’t Check” delivers a rollicking narrative set against a backdrop of banjo twangs and foot-stomping rhythms. The lyrics paint a vivid picture of late-night barn chaos, unruly trotters, and bureaucratic clashes, culminating in a chorus that’s equal parts catchy and irreverent. Williams’ storytelling shines in verses like:

“Days on end I fought this damn trotter / Twitched his nose and sum bitch got hotter / Stand still damit, they gonna poke in your pocket” [Verse 2].

The bridge leans into the absurdity of the scene, contrasting the elegance of Saddlebreds with their stubborn defiance:

“Oh yes them saddlebreds are pretty as pure art / But go grab one by the ankles, paw the vet and fart” [Bridge].

Artist Statement

Tommy Williams, known for his unflinching Americana style (as heard on his 2022 album TWO HUNDRED 7), describes the track as a “love letter to everyone who’s ever wrestled with a rulebook or a horse that won’t cooperate.” He adds, “This song isn’t just about trotters—it’s about fighting for what you love, even when the system’s rigged. And maybe laughing at yourself while you’re at it.”

Cultural Context

The single’s lyrics tap into regional tensions in Louisville and Germantown, where debates over USDA regulations and Saddlebred show traditions have sparked local outcry. Williams’ critique of complacency—“fifty years sitting on their ass” [Verse 4]—reflects a broader frustration with stagnation in niche communities, delivered with a wink and a nod.

Availability and Links

“Pecker Won’t Check” is now streaming on:

Spotify, Apple Music, and all major platforms.

About Tommy Williams

Tommy Williams is a Louisville-based singer-songwriter whose work straddles bluegrass, country, and satirical folk. His 2022 album TWO HUNDRED garnered critical acclaim for its raw lyricism and stripped-down instrumentation 7. Known for his live performances and unapologetic storytelling, Williams continues to carve a niche in Americana’s outsider canon.

Media Contact
For interviews or inquiries, contact:
Tommy Williams Music
Email: tommywhc@aol.com
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This press release leverages Tommy Williams’ established musical identity while embracing the rebellious spirit of the new single. For fans of artists like Sturgill Simpson or John Prine, “Pecker Won’t Check” offers a fresh, fiery addition to 2025’s Americana landscape.

[Verse]

Well, we get to horse show on a Saturday night

Up rolls a bus load of them blue haired dykes

New rules got them coming to Saddlebreds shows,

USDA got a gaggle of cat lady hoes

[Verse 2]

Days on end I fought this damn trotter

Twitched his nose and sum bitch got hotter

Stand still damit, they gonna poke in your pocket

He flenched like a bitch, took a twitch and whispered”stop it”

[Chorus]

What do you do when your pecker won’t check

A barn full of high dollar trotters, what the heck

Them rules got them funding, Moore’s and Gaylord’s,

As they scream at their Senator, “my pecker won’t check”

[Verse 3]

Up all night at the barn, ain’t gettin no rest

This idiot won’t stand still, he was the best

He can trot, and rack, and thrill freedom hall

But the sum bitch won’t check till he’s tied to the wall,

[Bridge]

Oh yes them saddlebreds are pretty as pure art

But go grab one by the ankles, paw the vet and fart,

Them Saddlebreds show blowin fire like a dragon

But them no checkin peckers with be pulling an Amish wagon

[Verse 4]

In Louisville the USDA just trying to knock them down

Them fuckers won’t check even in Germantown

Them Trottin folks are pissed off and got plenty of cash

But it’s their own damn fault, fifty years sitting on their ass,